good ol buns

I remember my days with Selma, that was a wild ride allright.

K

Get some wind in the fur

Dont just stand there and smile, pedal for fish sake, pedal.

K

chin heat

It's a bit squeezed but I really like radiators, they be warm.

L

ohoh goddies

Sometimes a cat just gotta lay back and chill while getting some nice foot massage.

K

monocrome conversations

So, how do you like being grey scale?

K

Just one last hit

I know there is still one more candy in there and I need it NOW.

K

Tailhunting

Gimme gimme gimme, you got no business messing with da tail
L

ps. It's da zebra wanting to play in da background

Metallica

I sleep with one eye open.

K

Multitasking

No vacancies

WTF! This is where I sleep, not the yarn crew.

L

Cheapspots

This gorgeous animal was visiting yesterday, but we did not get to taste anything at all :(

K

!

WHAT?

L

back in the days

I remember back when I was young and dumb thinking it was fun to chase that plastic ball, silly me. When you get older you get so much wiser, now I just chase L.

K

stealth kitten

I move like a black ninja in the night, stalking my pray without being detected.. Moving in for the kill, silent like the night....

Hey, a cat gotta have a dream right. Next year I'll be strong and get medieval on his monochromatic ass.

L

pump up

I think I need to start to work out a bit before I meet my new chick, I need some more definition on the legs. Generally I'm quite pleased with my looks but it's all in the details so I better start to move around. I think workout session one will be to chase the canon ball a bit, it should be easy enough because she's called the canon ball for a reason.

K

Posessed

Ha, I took his box. It's mine mine mine, until he comes back anyway.

L

hard to chew

I don't understand why there suddenly are so many evil worms on the balcony. They don't taste as good as bugs normally do.

K

focus

This ecological food is actually really GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

L&K

K inboxed

Ok, Where is the tape and how many stamps does it take to send him to Dubai?

L

bah

Not again

L

puuuuusssssyyyyyyy

Hey, yeah. After a long dry streak it looks like I finally might get some action again. Meet Bibbi, my potential new shag.

K

Topping

Can I get some ketchup for my boring dry food bits please.

K

looking at me punk?

Hmm, I open my eyes and I see that zebra running around. If I where 25years younger I'd show you a thing or two....

L