buff cat

mmm, muscletech, now I'll kick hiss heiny all the way to Denmark

L

what's up with Flipper

There can be only ONE..

K

hard core

What kind of sick amigurumi snuff is this?

K

Board meeting

We have to decide what to do with the monocrome guy.

L

Dirty tail

It is very probable that my tail will still be attached in the morning, which means i should probably clean it now. So much work, so little time

L

no comments, maybe

Get that camera out of my nose. I told you I tripped and she got stuck in my mouth and I'm sticking to my story. Or did she trip and I fell on my mouth? That sounds better... The second story is what happened, I swear.

K

You got it all wrong

Ok It's not all what it look like. First is was standing all peaceful just wiggling my tail as you can see on evidence picture nr 1. Nothing suspicious going on at all here..



Then for some strange reason I just happen to fall over L and she got stuck in my mouth and claws.. It's all very innocent you see, absolutely nothing else.. Promise...

K

SpecialK

I can never remember if it's AC or DC in those cables?

K

flowerfood?

Is that food, it's food right? Common, I know they look like flowers but they have to be food.. Stop playing and give me my food, now.

/K

a foot up the a**

If K messes with me tonight I'm gonna put my foot up his ass.

btw, maybe I need some pedicure, slaves over here?

L

I'll pee on Steve

WHAT! That box says Apple!. I can's tolerate anything from that sadistic company. If I find that shiny toy laying around I'll pee on it right away.

/L

weekend

It's been a rough week so I'm happy weekend is here, I'm gonna do nothing more then chill all day long. Chilling in the weekend is so much better then chilling in the week, because then it's work.

/L

Carpets

Thick carpets are great for storing stuff in. I use them for putting small bugs i have killed in and it's very practical. There is a problem though because once a week the scary dragon comes and eat them. I don't understand why the humans walk it that often and it never goes to the box even thogh it eats a lot, very strange indeed.

/K

K is an agent

I think he is an agent from the 30's sent to annoy me. Why would he otherwise be black and white?

/Lea

Fresh box

I love a fresh box in the morning, it has the smell of victory

/K

leave a mesage

Why in the world would I come just because they say my name, so stupid. Next time leave a message and I'll check it out when I have time.



THOUGH, if there is tuna involved I might accept being disturbed but that is the ONLY time and I mean it.

/Lea

ps. The monochrome guy annoys me, still

no sleep for the humans

Tonight I have evil plans. I have rested all day so I can scream all night. It's gonna be so much fun to drive the humans crazy... MOUAJAJAJUHA..
/
Keiko the nighthawk, wherever you are

a toothpick?

What is that extra fifth claw for?

/Keiko

Bellyscratching

I prefer if you scratch my belly fast and rough when you come home, but you better do it on my terms or I'll let you know immediately. No fussy mussy here, just do your job.

And keep that grey thing away from me, he's still annoying.

/Lea

What's all the mjauing about

Trying to sleep these days has proven a struggle. That silverthingie keeps mjauing all through out the night.. Me so horny, me so horny is what he is yelling. You try to sleep with that ringing in your ears. I hope he slams his balls in a door somewhere.

/Lea

What's the big deal?

Why are they yelling -stop mijauing, in the middle of the night? I don't understand what the big deal is, can't a guy express his feelings.

/Keiko

I just want some proper grass

Why are they so cheap they won't spring for a proper piece of grass. What am I suppose to do with this little plot. If I'll pee on it they will probably get the message.

Grumpy is daydreaming

-I really don't like that grey furrball, he think he's all that. I'll show him who runs the house around here, any day now. But first I better lay here and contemplate a bit more on how irritating he really is. Yup, that's what I'll do, that'll show him allright.

Oyeah

You scratch that chin, yeah.

Just gimme my candy

My balls are aiching

It's been ten months since I last got laid. It better happen again soon or I'll go crazy.

/Keiko